Rare shingles humor
Apparently there's not much funny about shingles. I searched the internet for Shingles Humor, and a long list came up, but they were nearly all versions of this same story:
One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a Medical Assistant came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she checked his height, weight, took a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she drew blood, checked his blood pressure, did an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I can't find shingles anywhere. Where are they?" The man said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
MJ, if only you had that kind of shingles, we'd all feel better!! Get well soon!