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These should be close, MJ sings it kind of fast ... (an understatement)

Michael Smith

I could learn to speak Vietnamese by myself
I could even teach it to my good dog, Ralph
I could learn to read your every book upon the shelf
And I could learn to tell your fortune like the Oracles of Delphi
I could learn to tell you every flower by its color
And I can learn to swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller
But I couldn't ever learn to get along without you
Don't you run away from me, I sure dig sex

You can get love from your papa or your mama
You can get warm from a Turkish or a sauna
You can get hot from tortillas and lasagna
But you get all three when you make it with me baby

Well now I really must confess it gets me in the solar plexus
When I think about the differences there are between the sexes
Peanut butter sandwiches are pretty damn neat
But when you get right down to it, you can't compete
With good ol' double S E double X
It's camper than Batman and bigger than Texas
You're concave, I'm convex
Welcome to the world of sex

Do I love you, is the pope Catholic
Do I need you, is the rubber bank elastic
Do I want you, is the atom bomb drastic
Let's be heterosexually entwined
We fit like a Hong Kong suit
I dig you more than I dig root beer
Green giant peas need a big green pod
I spend a lot of time needing your bod

Well now we're walking around through fields of clover
Can't we lie down and talk things over
You never know what's coming off next, do you, huh
In the wonderful world of sex

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