something bizarre you may find amusing, Michael

I received this on a mailing list earlier today...after remembering that you were the voice of the Pillsbury Dough Boy for thirteen months, I figured that you may find it to be funny (at least I hope that I'm not wrong about the aforementioned information about you being the voice of the Pillsbury Dough Boy)...

Title: Sad News...

It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following:

Please join me in remembering a great icon -- the veteran Pillsbury
spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was,
even as a crusty old man, considered a roll model for millions. Toward the
end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

( I assume he was Pillsburied )