This is a list of things I believe are true. Feel free to add or subtract from it. Updates to follow.
THINGS THAT ARE TRUE
They haven't perfected underwear yet.
I love music.
I love my kids.
The earth isn't really round.
Men confuse women with art.
There is always a war going on somewhere and there always has been.
Boys will be boys.
Most of the people who have ever lived are alive now.
Most of the species that have ever lived are extinct now.
Physical exercise is spiritually rewarding.
Killing time is a suicidal act.
I don’t like country music because I don’t like professional wrestling.
“Normal” is just a setting on your dryer.
Elvis is dead.