In Response To: another one (no MJ content) ()
I cannot top your Kermit joke, but how about this one?
Dr. Smith closed up his office one night, and headed home. There was a bar located next to his practice. Dr. Smith was not a drinking man, but on a sudden impulse, he went into the establishment and took a seat. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" The doctor smiled, and said, "I am Dr. Smith. I have never had a drink in my life, but for once I would like to try one. Could you suggest one?" The bartender said, "Why sure, Dr. Smith. My name is Dick, and I will fix you something special!" With that, Dick took out a blender, and several ingredients. He mixed it all well in the blender, and poured it into a fancy glass. He handed it to Dr. Smith, and said, "Try it!" Dr. Smith took a sip, and exclaimed, "Why Dick, that is delicious, what is it?!" Dick replied, "Why Dr. Smith, that is a Almond Dacquiri." Dr. Smith said, "From now on, I will stop by here after I close my office and have this same drink!"
Dick replied, "No, that's a Hickory Dacquiri, Doc!"